On my list of funny things to see my grandma do is curse, talk on AIM and play video games. But because convincing her to do things would be more trouble than it's worth, my childish dreams will have to be fufilled by Old Grandma Hardcore.

OGH is a hilarious gaming and swearing fiend who is being blogged about by her grandson. The blog features video of her in action and also some choice quotes.

Get a taste of some sweet video gaming babble, G'ma-style after the jump.

"BITCH! How many of the assholes are there!!? ....Dammit!!"

"This game needs a fucking map."

"Did you see that?! The fucking dog is laughing at me!! I wonder if you can SHOOT HIM!!" [fires several rounds from a red NES pistol]
Me- "You're wasting your ammo"
Grandma - "Shut the fuck up. I hate the dog."

[figures out that pressing left and right repeatedly while hugging a wall makes the Prince of Persia appear to dance] HAAAHHAHAHAHA!!!! Look at him!! Look at him DANCE!!!"

[The Prince has been killed by spikes] "Way to go, fucker."

[upon seeing a flythrough of the next room's obstacles] "Oh, you've got to be shitting me."

"I PRESSED THE A BUTTON!!! SEE?? LOOK AT ME PRESS!! GO UP THE GODDAMN WALL!!!"

God bless your shriveled, old heart, OGH.

Old Grandma Hardcore via AFK

-SM

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