Conker: Live and Reloaded [XBOX]: The much talked about revision of the crude and lewd original takes this bad MF'n squirrel to a new level of literal shit-talking: Multiplayer. Be the jerk you want to be without any real life consequences, but don't be surprised if you're not the only one with such a vicious attitude.
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Battlefield 2 [PC]: A sprawling sequel with a modern warfare twist.

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Bomberman DS [DS]: The concept of Bomberman works well on DS by utilizing both of its screens for a huge playing field. New power ups and old, tried and true strategies will be the winners in this game.
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The Bard's Tale [PC]: Hardly the revision of the 80s classic that some might expect, this version namedrops terrible pop culture references while maintaining a fairly rudimentary dungeon-crawl RPG style. Good for those with low standards.
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RollerCoaster Tycoon 3: Soaked! [PC]: Atari finally fufills the desire we never knew we had by challenging players to build their own waterpark. Provides the closest thing to a tan that most gamers will see this summer.
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RYL: Path of the Emperor [PC]: Another MMORPG that touts all the usual features, such as online play, various roles, monsters to slay. Now all we need is for someone to do something interesting or innovative with the genre.
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-SM