Although I'm not a regular reader of the IGN mailbag (typo-ridden and grammar-lacking fanboy letters are hardly my cup of tea), I felt obligated to take a peek after reading Hatsumi's recent column.

These letters were awesomely terrible. The lead-off diatribe was a stalky 1,500 word dissertation about everything Jessica, including this doozy:

And yes, I do have an "engagement ring" for Jessica, except it comes in the shape of a .45 bullet to her right temple.

The letters that followed were of a similar quality but mercifully, shorter.

Personally I suggest everyone involved (ooh, that includes me!) take a handful of Ambien and go back to being quiet, useless blobs.

Mailbag of sweet, sweet hate!

-SM

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