Are you a hapless Mario looking for your perfect Princess Peach? Are throbbing hearts your power-up? Then check out McSweeny for a choice list of Mario pick-up lines. Here's a sampling:

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail and flew away.

I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

Ah, geek love.

Pickup Lines Used by Mario [McSweeney]

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