Wow, J Allard went from Santa Clause to the Grinch in record time. Geek on Stun has a funny little piece up about the metamorphosis of Microsoft's veep. I'd do my own funny take on it, but GOS hit the nail on the head:
Before
That male pattern baldness was so endearing! He's just a regular dork, like the rest of us, decked out in a bad Polo button up, forty dollar Levi's, and an extra twenty pounds of body fat. Old J was clueless and we liked him better for it.
After
Seriously? J Allard got an earring in his thirties? We're supposed to believe he's part of the Morphine Generation? Love the clothes, J, but you've gotta be kidding. You look infinitely more punchable these days. Cut it out.
Poor J, we know you just want to be liked. Don't worry, we like you.
HD Allard [Geek on Stun]
