THQ has bought the rights to bring South Park to the cell phone. The company is working on five games, wallpapers, ring tones, screen savers and even short clips. The first game will be South Park Sports Day, due out next month. Instead of going with the tried and true method of slapping new graphics on a crappy old game, Sports Day will be uniquely offensive. The second game in the works is Save Kenny, where you'll have to dodge death. Screw the games, I can't wait for the ring tones: I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny bitch.

Oh my god, they've bought Kenny [Gamesblog]

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