One of the best things about being a game journalist, besides all of that money, fame and women, is the schwag. I m not talking free games, because that s sort of pedestrian. No, I m talking Ratchet & Clank underwear, City of Heroes capes and Mario pens. Sony just dropped a new favorite on me to kick off the release of The Getaway: Black Monday.

Packed in with a copy of the game was a pint glass with a series of Getaway phrases written on the back corresponding to different levels of liquid. It also came with a cool little Learn to Speak Getaway A to Z Guidebook. Here s a taste:

Where s the karzy? I m dying for a gypsy s.
Where are the bathrooms? I need to urinate.

Cheer up or I ll give you a Chelsea Smile.
Smile or I ll cut your face from ear to ear.

Mop your chevy up; you re getting claret all over the boot of my car.
Your face is bleeding all over my car trunk.

Anymore gyp and you ll be drinkin a petrol shandy.
Stop annoying me or I ll force gasoline down your throat.

I m gonna use your bullocks for snooker balls.
I intend to use your gonads for sporting apparatus.

Official Site [The Getaway: Black Monday]

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