Apparently Santa s a beer-swilling, tobacco-spitting yahoo redneck whose idea of a good time is watching cars chase each other around in a circle for three days. In an exclusive interview with the morbidly obese elf, The (Mount Carmel, PA) News-Item discovered that Santa s top holiday pick is NASCAR: Chase for the Cup 2005. Hey Santa, ever hear of a little thing called Halo 2 or GTA: San Andreas?

Chase for Cup is Santa s top game pick [The News-Item]

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