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    Meet the Vampire Clans, and Their Breasts

    nosferatu.jpgThis new movie from Troika's bounteous upcoming game, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines briefly introduces you to the clans of vampires you'll be meeting in this first-person role-playing game. My favorite is this Nosferatu lady. I knew you guys were fans, but do you really like tits that much? I'm not a psychologist, but when you're sexing up the deformed, scaly, and flaking, I'm pretty sure you're about one step away from shoehorning breasts onto inanimate objects, like toasters and maybe even toaster pastries. Stop now before you find yourself in such a mental place. I imagine it's none too pleasant.

    Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines Official Trailer 4 [GameSpot]
    Bloodlines: Vampires Need Blood, Vampire Game Makers Want Milk [Kotaku]


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